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Jokes etc… | kanakdhara.net

Jokes etc…

humour

A little boy was overheard praying: “Lord, if you can’t make me a better boy, don’t worry about it. I’m having a real good time like I am.”

I had been teaching my three-year old daughter,Caitlin, the Lord’s Prayer. For several evenings, at bedtime, she would repeat after me the lines from the prayer. Finally, she decided to go solo. I listened with pride as she carefully enunciated each word,right up to the end of the prayer:”Lead us not into temptation,” she prayed, “but deliver us from e-mail. Amen.”
“What did the zen monk ask his beloved? …..Shall i enter your emptiness or let you enter into mine…Can we unite in Oneness?”

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